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Wesker's line in RE5 i'll see you dead is really dumb, whatever happened to good old fashioned i'll kill you or prepare to die.
Wesker's line is the worst line in RE since those famously bad lines way back in RE1. |
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:vlol: Queenyonce joining the floppy grammar ranks along with "The Way I Are". |
"So, does snow hover over sand?" << coming from an assistant manager. She must have seen my expression as she quickly tried and failed to make it into a joke.
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A former friend of mine told me he lost a coin down a drain and waited 7 years to go and look for it, i was :confused: why wait 7 years to look for it.
One day at school i overheard someone say when i grow up i want to be a frying pan. |
A girl in my class when I was 18 once said "Is China called China because that's where china comes from?"
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A Finnish politician opposing same sex marriage in Finland:
"What next? People want to marry their dogs soon too?" |
^ That's like a public figure here in Ireland, coming up to our referendum, said (as an argument against gay marriage) "Gay people already have it good here. They're getting put to death in other countries!" :rolleyes:
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What the hell :confused: That's like a threat or something :eek: Sounds that way anyway
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I also hate it when people use the phrase "based off of" instead of "based on".
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When people called Lara...Laura
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Oh, and when people say "YOLO" as an excuse to act like an idiot. |
"For all intensive purposes" - You'd have to pretty dumb to actually say that. The sad thing is some people will be reading this and wondering what is wrong with that sentence :(
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When People say "I Love You" such a disgusting and horrible thing to say to another human being :(
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Oh dear, someone been burned?
I love you is a wonderful thing to hear providing the other person means it :tmb: |
When people tell type 1 diabetics at least it ain't cancer.
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^How rude, I've worked with diabetes much in the past, and completed a diabetes management course. It's hardly a blessing.
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Well I've had someone declaring love for me over the phone for the last month. But he's a psychopath, and we're through :tmb:
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The complications can be equally as bad though, and the detriment to quality of life can be equally as horrendous too.
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People who say **** like someone always has it worse off than you when you admit to having depression/anxiety.
While someone may argue it is true, the fact is no one's circumstances are better or worse just different and to downplay things because someone else might be worse off just grinds my ****ing gears. |
My sister's former stepson, about 10 years ago: Did you know they hire humans to voice the Pokemon?
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Take a woman whose entire family died and she was then raped by a gang of gorillas who then gave her AIDS. Whoooops! There's a colony of people just like that in Madagascar, but they are starving, too! You just had lunch, missy! :mad: You don't have room to complain ;) |
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"But you're gay."
Just no. |
"Gingers has no soul"
*me looking at a beautiful black lady and a woman next to me said "If only she's white, she'd be prettier!". :facepalm: To which I replied: "She's pretty as she already is!"* "Asians are nerds" |
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If only she were white? Whoever said that is a seaward. "Asians are nerds" is attributed towards the high pressurized culture many Asian countries have instilled on education. Smart people=nerds, I guess. |
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I take depression very seriously.Society does not, which is why doctors just push a pill towards you and baptize you cured. |
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My friend has said all of the following:
The capital of China is Japan, right? Wait, Japan is a country? But Africa is a place in America so it doesn't have countries! I'm learning! Where is Europe? Is Ireland a continent? And my personal favourite: What's Asia? |
^Is your friend a three year old? :p
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Add 13 years.
Apparently she gets consistent B's in Geography :pi: |
To a colourblind person;
"What colour is this? What colour is that over there?" Pure irritation :facepalm: |
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Then you get the brain dead idiots who say Australia is not a continent. |
I once said to my father.
Who invented dogs? I was meant to ask, what did they evolve from/how long have dogs been around but I came out with that question. What was worse, was I was 19 years old when I asked. Skip forward a year, so I was 20. I was watching my brothers fish in the living room and without thinking proceeded to say; Do fish drink air? The way we drink water, is it like, the opposite for fish? Skip to a few months ago (now 21). Me, brother and father were testing our knowledge (if you haven't gathered by now, I have none). My father said; Lewis, where is Hungary? to which I replied; It's in Germany, I think everyone knows that!. So yeah, I'm as thick as pig **** sometimes :facepalm:. |
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''You don't look like you have Aspergers''
Yeah I've been told that by some ignorant dumb ****s. lol Anyone saying **** like that deserves a smack over the head hard. Context is implying because I don't look to have it in appearance it means they don't believe I have it. |
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