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Old 26-09-19, 13:17   #1
Eitr Drinker
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Default Joke "Tomb Raider" News Headlines

The idea here is to come up with joke headlines pertaining to Tomb Raider. They can either be "real-world" headlines about the games themselves, or can take place within the game universes and be about Lara, other characters or locations. Nothing serious and no offense meant, it's all in good fun.

"Bring Back the Boobs" - New petition seeks to restore Lara's original bust for next TR game

"TR: The Cradle of Life" selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress for being culturally, historically, and aesthetically significant.

Underworld DLC to finally get Wii release

Luddington vows to make voice more breathy, nose more plugged sounding in next sequel

Angelina Jolie to play Amelia Croft in filmic "Legend" prequel

Judith Gibbins signed as new official Lara Croft model

Keanu Reeves to portray Kurtis Trent in mocap origin story
"Jacqueline Natla. You just don't know when to die."

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