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Old 23-04-21, 10:53   #848
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A few years ago I remember reading about some guys who claimed that they were scientists saying that Santa Claus should lose weight, use environmentally friendly food for the Reindeer most likely to cut down on the Reindeers emissions and not feed them the carrots the children left for the Reindeer.

They also said that Santa Claus shouldn't drink the beer that was left out for him that he should obey a speed limit and that he should drop his trademark greeting of ho ho ho because it was offensive to ho's.

These so called scientists were accused of being politically correct and told don't ruin Christmas for kids.

It reminds me of a cartoon I saw years ago of Santa Claus in court on charges of sexual harassment with the lawyer for the prosecution saying to Santa do you admit that you not once but three times called my client a ho in front of her children.
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