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Old 15-01-21, 16:18   #131
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Granted, but you will be a lot busier - giving your cat lots more pats, lots more brushing, buying more treats, and basically treating your cat like a prince/princess.

I wish the squirrels would stay off my bird feeder.

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Old 15-01-21, 16:29   #132
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Your ("squirrel" -just spotted a squirrel} wish is ("squirrel" - just spotted another squirrel} granted

You should never had said squirrel, as i ("squirrel" - just spotted another squirrel} and cannot stop saying "squirrel"

My wish is to meet Arnold schwarzenegger, and say to him "I told you I would be back"
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Old 16-01-21, 04:47   #133
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My wish is to meet Arnold schwarzenegger, and say to him "I told you I would be back"
Granted, in fact, you’ll get to see Arnold every day for the rest of his life because he has dementia and you’re his caretaker. He won’t even understand your pun.

I wish for a Dell Optiplex 960 cause I miss my first desktop

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Old 10-03-21, 22:18   #134
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Granted, in fact, you’ll get to see Arnold every day for the rest of his life because he has dementia and you’re his caretaker. He won’t even understand your pun.

I wish for a Dell Optiplex 960 cause I miss my first desktop
Granted, but you go blind.

I wish Tomb Raider was sold to CAPCOM.
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Old 11-03-21, 07:28   #135
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Granted. Capcom immediately begins funneling resources into a half-baked multiplayer which all of 6 people seem to care about. The games suffer as they outsource important entries to other teams. In 5 years time, the best you can hope for is that Lara will appear in a new Marvel VS Capcom game. Otherwise she'll be entirely abandoned.

I wish for the ability to bake delicious cakes without nearly as much effort.
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Old 11-03-21, 14:31   #136
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Granted, one in every 5 of these cakes explode when cut.

I wish that Lara Croft was a real person.
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Old 11-03-21, 15:02   #137
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Granted, but she's fat, old and ugly.

I wish my wishes would not get corrupted.
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Old 12-03-21, 00:40   #138
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Granted and you just killed this thread. Congrats!

A mod can close this now.
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Old 12-03-21, 13:58   #139
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As instructed.

Closing for a few hours.
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Old 12-03-21, 16:24   #140
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New wish: I wish I could eat some of those cakes Jackali has been baking
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