Open Chat XVII - Page 3297

TRhalloween · 14-04-25, 22:28

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Originally Posted by Bashar

A freezer meal has ruptured your rectum?

Nah, I'm not going to do any of that. I think I'm doomed from the start.

Bashar · 14-04-25, 22:31

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Originally Posted by TRhalloween

Nah, I'm not going to do any of that. I think I'm doomed from the start.

Doomed to have no rectum? Could they at least make you a new one? I mean – they can genetically engineer perfect beef burger patties where you can’t tell the difference, I’m sure they can manage with a rectum.

SrDanielPonces · 14-04-25, 22:35

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Originally Posted by TRhalloween

Getting my rectum surgically removed.

wait what? how is this possible? i am so confused

**Dennis's Mom** · 14-04-25, 22:42

A lot of people have issues with the end of the digestive tract, requiring removal or rerouting.

They usually get colostomy bags, something that sits outside of the body to collect waste. My husband's grandmother had one.

DragonSlayer · 14-04-25, 23:13

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Originally Posted by TRhalloween

Getting my rectum surgically removed.

Bashar · 15-04-25, 07:48

Jokes aside TRhalloween, I hope the surgery goes okay and you’ll feel great in the end! I have a friend who uses a colostomy bag, and his life is much more fabulous than mine.

I need to get out more and stop being a boring git

xtimz · 15-04-25, 08:21

^ SDPonces must have hidden his online status.

SrDanielPonces · 15-04-25, 10:04

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Originally Posted by xtimz

^ SDPonces must have hidden his online status.

?

Tommy123 · 15-04-25, 13:50

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Originally Posted by SrDanielPonces

?

Why are you hiding it

SrDanielPonces · 15-04-25, 14:07

Yeah but who asked and why is it relevant

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Dennis's Mom Tomb Raider Forums Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,115	A lot of people have issues with the end of the digestive tract, requiring removal or rerouting. They usually get colostomy bags, something that sits outside of the body to collect waste. My husband's grandmother had one.

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Bashar Member Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,979	Jokes aside TRhalloween, I hope the surgery goes okay and you’ll feel great in the end! I have a friend who uses a colostomy bag, and his life is much more fabulous than mine. I need to get out more and stop being a boring git

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xtimz Member Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,660	^ SDPonces must have hidden his online status.

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SrDanielPonces Member Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 13,134	Yeah but who asked and why is it relevant