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Old 23-06-15, 14:53   #11
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My life is full of people asking stupid questions.
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Old 23-06-15, 14:53   #12
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Originally Posted by DragonSlayer View Post
that's nowhere near as bad as these

Barry Burton: That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!

Barry Burton: Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, "the master of unlocking", take it with you.

[after defeating Plant 42]

Chris Redfield: Looks like we got to the... ROOT of the problem.

Barry Burton: What is this?

Jill Valentine: What is it?

Barry Burton: Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!

Barry Burton: WHOOOOAAAAAA! This hall is DANGEROUS!

They always sounded like they were high in Resident Evil 1 Like, literally, if you were to rip the audio from the gameplay and play it for someone unfamiliar with the series, I feel like there'd be a high chance they'd think they were actual stoners.

As for stupid things people say? My aunts and uncles literally refer to me as "the gay one".
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Old 23-06-15, 14:55   #13
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I know someone who, just finishing his secondary education, believed that dinosaurs were fantasy creatures in a similar vein to dragons. He had no idea the fossils in museums were real and he was absolutely mindblown when I told him.
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Old 25-06-15, 16:04   #14
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A friend of mine decided to re-enact that famous scene from The Empire Strikes Back but instead of saying the line the way that Vader said it, he said Luke you are my father.

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Old 25-06-15, 19:01   #15
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My friend and his sister were studying for a world history test. He asks, "What's the worlds largest superpower?"

She answers, "Flying."

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Old 25-06-15, 19:17   #16
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"How do you know you're gay if you've never tried it with a woman?"

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Old 25-06-15, 19:18   #17
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You can overhear some real gems in everyday conversations (and there's been one or two on the forums over the years ). But my favourites - even though they're more silly than stupid - will always be Malapropisms. I'll never forget overhearing an older lady talking about how she was taking her cat to the vets "to get him orchestrated"
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Old 25-06-15, 19:23   #18
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smoking will kill you!
Oh, thanks for the reminder.
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Old 25-06-15, 19:53   #19
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^Interesting how cigarette packs are where you can see this the most Somewhat ironic to me xD.
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Old 25-06-15, 22:56   #20
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