Rise of the Tomb Raider General Chat - Page 1001

Enya Brennan · 05-04-15, 00:32

^Nice poem! Bravo!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trenton

OMG! Burn it with fire!!

Already did it

after playing a good while with the mod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lara_Fan1

I feel like Lara's Hair should get a special section on this forum for the amount of times people bang on about it.

THIS! I can already see an announcement from Justin

Trenton · 05-04-15, 00:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackmoor

It isn't fair
The way that Lara's hair
Isn't blonde & is instead brown
It makes us feel very down.

It's so beautiful. I could feel a tear trickle down my cheek while reading.

Lara_Fan1 · 05-04-15, 00:40

Boom Boom Bang Bang.
Lara shoots men, in the dang.
Ride a jeep or some mules,
Lara's trademarks are her duels.
Fighting Larson or Ms Jaqu
Lara's duels, I don't want them back..

MagnaBass · 05-04-15, 01:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lara_Fan1

Boom Boom Bang Bang.
Lara shoots men, in the dang.
Ride a jeep or some mules,
Lara's trademarks are her duels.
Fighting Larson or Ms Jaqu
Lara's duels, I don't want them back..

This was brilliant

Reyes · 05-04-15, 01:36

Man, your guys' poems are such masterpieces, I don't think I can top it

Mikky · 05-04-15, 01:41

Whatever you guys are smoking, keep it away from me.

Rai · 05-04-15, 12:19

So, last night I promised Trenton a hair poem. The rhyming style got lost a bit but here it is:

I’m a Tomb Raider, baby
I’m a very busy girl
I aint got no time for hair
I live my life in a whirl

I’ll be jumping over platforms
Or dodging traps
While wearing a ponytail, bun
bunches or double plaits

My beautiful long mane is
My glory and pride
But it won’t get in my way
When I’m tumbling down
A mud slide.

Auburn or brown
Or somewhere in between
I’m a lioness, baby
I got nothing to hide

So move over you bobs
Crew cuts and perms
Sunshine snowstorm or rain
While I’m on an adventure
You’ll have something to learn

I’ll put down a tiger, spirit, human or two
With a flip and a cartwheel
What's a girl to do?

My tied up locks will
put you all to shame
I’m Lara Croft, Baby
The True Tomb Raider
Don’t take any pain
No mundane styles will steal my Reign.

SebCroc · 05-04-15, 12:40

What even

Comparing a mane to a braid? Really?

Since I like the braid so much more than the ponytail:

My hair is a braid,
so good, yeah,
it's layered.
That clumpy ponytail,
I dis it cause' it's stale.
It looks like a turd,
has it ever occurred,
that tressfx
will not beat those braid flail effects?

I think I made it more into a rap, but eh.

BOO ME, EVERYONE.

Vinkula · 05-04-15, 12:55

I shot a goon and I liked it,
the smell of the gun powder.
I killed a good just to try it,
I hope my bestfriend Sam don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm a killer tonight.
I'm coming for you all bastards!

Trenton · 05-04-15, 13:22

^OMG!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai

poem

You went to town with that one Rai! It's amazing!

05-04-15, 01:36	#10005
Reyes Explorer Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 752	Man, your guys' poems are such masterpieces, I don't think I can top it __________________ "I pelted her with exploding poultry! Teach her to squash my dreams!" - Quebs

05-04-15, 12:19	#10007
Rai Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In a bubble outside the universe Posts: 35,994	The Lara Croft Hair Rap So, last night I promised Trenton a hair poem. The rhyming style got lost a bit but here it is: I’m a Tomb Raider, baby I’m a very busy girl I aint got no time for hair I live my life in a whirl I’ll be jumping over platforms Or dodging traps While wearing a ponytail, bun bunches or double plaits My beautiful long mane is My glory and pride But it won’t get in my way When I’m tumbling down A mud slide. Auburn or brown Or somewhere in between I’m a lioness, baby I got nothing to hide So move over you bobs Crew cuts and perms Sunshine snowstorm or rain While I’m on an adventure You’ll have something to learn I’ll put down a tiger, spirit, human or two With a flip and a cartwheel What's a girl to do? My tied up locks will put you all to shame I’m Lara Croft, Baby The True Tomb Raider Don’t take any pain No mundane styles will steal my Reign. __________________ "Who we are is not what we wear, or what sparkles. It's our spirit that defines us." Last edited by Rai; 05-04-15 at 21:38.

05-04-15, 12:55	#10009
Vinkula Legend Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 25,450	I shot a goon and I liked it, the smell of the gun powder. I killed a good just to try it, I hope my bestfriend Sam don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't mean I'm a killer tonight. I'm coming for you all bastards! __________________ Chastising rebuke, Din.

05-04-15, 00:40	#10003
Lara_Fan1 Tomb Raider Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 15,012	Boom Boom Bang Bang. Lara shoots men, in the dang. Ride a jeep or some mules, Lara's trademarks are her duels. Fighting Larson or Ms Jaqu Lara's duels, I don't want them back..

05-04-15, 01:41	#10006
Mikky Legend Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Yamatai Island Gender: Prince Posts: 36,946	Whatever you guys are smoking, keep it away from me.

05-04-15, 12:40	#10008
SebCroc Historian Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 393	What even Comparing a mane to a braid? Really? Since I like the braid so much more than the ponytail: My hair is a braid, so good, yeah, it's layered. That clumpy ponytail, I dis it cause' it's stale. It looks like a turd, has it ever occurred, that tressfx will not beat those braid flail effects? I think I made it more into a rap, but eh. BOO ME, EVERYONE.