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Old 02-04-16, 17:00   #111
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When people say to other people that are allergic to everything at least it ain't cancer.
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Old 21-11-17, 12:30   #112
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Some dumb newspaper headlines I found online.

Are prostitutes getting screwed?
Goat accused of robbery
17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree
Man kills himself and runs away
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Breathing oxygen linked to staying alive
Ex-minister breaks silence, says nothing
City unsure why the sewer smells
Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons

My favourite is army vehicle goes missing after being painted with camouflage paint.
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Old 21-11-17, 12:41   #113
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facebook clickbaits basically
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Old 21-11-17, 13:45   #114
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Old 21-11-17, 15:11   #115
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I wear a uniform at work (same as everybody and even a name tag and stuff) and people (customers) ask me everyday "Do you work here?".
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Old 21-11-17, 20:20   #116
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I wear a uniform at work (same as everybody and even a name tag and stuff) and people (customers) ask me everyday "Do you work here?".
THIS.

Also, when people say “I could care less” it really bugs me. Like okay so you’re insinuating you could care less about what I’m saying, so you’re basically saying that you care to a degree?? Like I don’t get it it’s so contradictory to the context it’s used in
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Old 21-11-17, 22:12   #117
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I wear a uniform at work (same as everybody and even a name tag and stuff) and people (customers) ask me everyday "Do you work here?".
Yes!! Me too!
I was working security, have the whole uniform and name tag thing going and someone asks me if I work here. “No, I don’t. What would give you the idea that I work here?” and then they’re usually left speechless for a few seconds when they realize their question was sort of dumb haha.

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Also, when people say “I could care less” it really bugs me. Like okay so you’re insinuating you could care less about what I’m saying, so you’re basically saying that you care to a degree?? Like I don’t get it it’s so contradictory to the context it’s used in
I’m the same way when my mother says “Irregardless”.
I just want to shake her shoulders and yell “THAT IS NOT A WORD THE WORD IS REGARDLESS. STOP THE INSANITY.” but knowing my mother she would most likely punch me in the mouth. So I let her live in ignorance.
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Old 22-11-17, 02:30   #118
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Someone said that camoflauge uniforms were ugly because they needed more clean lines in the design to look nicer...
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Old 22-11-17, 08:05   #119
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I wear a uniform at work (same as everybody and even a name tag and stuff) and people (customers) ask me everyday "Do you work here?".
I would sometimes get asked that when I would go into my local Tesco, it also happened a number of years ago when I went to London and was in a shop at Piccadilly Circus.

All businesses should have the staff wear t-shirts that have staff written on the back and for those that wear shirts a jacket with staff written on the back no-one pay's attention to name tags anyway the staff in my local GameStop sometimes wear t-shirts with staff written on the back.

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I got asked what Git was and whether Linux was still free. By professional (as in getting paid for it) software developers, only two weeks ago.
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