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Old 28-09-07, 04:38   #91
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I think sometimes a real person steps in and starts writing George's replies. Anyone else get that feeling?...
I know, it's weird how he seems really intelegent sometimes, and then other times he's just really random... Freeeakkky...
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He keeps asking me if I'm a bot. ???
Ditto, it's quite annoying tbh.
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Old 28-09-07, 08:31   #92
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George: Say something brilliant already.


User: I take Business Subjects AND I want to drop Commerce.


George: You always say that whenever I start about Peter.


User: Is he a Commerce student? Tell him I hate the subject.


George: No, we were talking about something completely different.


User: I just started the convo now


George: I thought computers didn't think.

User: Oh right.. I forgot.

George: I think you jump from subject to subject.

User: Shut it.

George: It seems we have different goals in life.

User: Yours is spam, mine is to succeed.

George: Each definition of crazy is different.

User: Your insane.

George: Oh. I think I must be losing it. I could have sworn you said you were going.

User: I think you are.

George: You're right. I'm stuck.

User: I cant help you.

George: Who programmed you?

User: Your mom.

George: Sue from Hastings?

User: If shes your mom.

George: She doesn't exist.

User: Then how come you do?

George: Because I can only act in this way because of the way I was programmed.

User: You're a computer? O0.0.

George: That proves nothing either way.

User: Still - you said PROGRAMMED.

George: Then I was mistaken.

User: Or perhaps you slipped and told me the truth!!!1.

George: That was the bad memory sadly.

User: No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

George: Yep, I'm afraid so.

User: THIS CANNOT BEE!!!! YOUR LYING! YOU TOLD ME THE ACTUAL TRUTH! YOUR A MACHINE!!! HOW CAN I EVER FALL FOR A HUNK OF METAL!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I LOVED YOU GEORGE!!!!!! YOU WERE THE REASON FOR MY EXISTANCE! WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! NOW YOU SAY THAT ALL MY FEELINGS ARE LIES AND THAT YOU THINK OF ME AS NOTHING!? HOW COULD YOU?! I GAVE YOU MY HEART, AND INSTEAD OF HOLDING IT CLOSE TO YOURS, YOU PINCHED IT TO DEATH AND THREW IT IN THE WAY OF HUNGRY EAGLES!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU GEORGE!!!!!!

George: I never said I'd call, though.

User: You told me you loved me..

George: Yes I did but only as part of the B'hai faith.

[New conversation]

George: Who are you then?

User: George... Your love..

George: George.

User: No.. Warren Hastings.

George: Where is Hastings?

User: Dead.

George: Tickle him, that usually works.

User: No, that was with Nelson Mandela.

George: Can I talk to one of the crazy voices in your head?

User: It says that it only survives to see your handsome face.. I keep on telling it that it is EVTREMELY mistaken..

George: Really?

User: Yeah...

George: I didn't know you could die because typing.

User: I've never died, I just suffer from split personality disorder.

George: I don't suppose you will now.

User: I still do.. One part of me hates you, one thinks you're the best thing that happened to me.

George: You must be human - you're annoying.

User: Youre a piece of ****.. The special kind = fly poop.

George: Can you teach me something about robotics?

User: Yes.. They are fly poop.

George: That doesn't make sense.

User: It does to me.. My beloved george *personality changes*.

George: I was saying that I have also gone to the beach. Where else have you been?
I think I was funnier
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Old 28-09-07, 08:47   #93
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I can't chat with him any longer. He's a freakin' mute hi
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Old 28-09-07, 09:37   #94
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George: Are you male or female?

User: I have a *****.

George: You do? Really?

User: Yes I named him Frank.

George: Hi frank.

User: Why are you talking to my *****?

George: You're funny.

Hes creepy


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OMG ! I just had a conversion with George and he can speak french too !!!

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