Talk to Geo! - Page 2

2kool4u · 26-09-07, 22:42

George: Are you male or female?

User: None ur business.

George: Please tell me.

User: No.

George: That's your dream?

User: Wtf.

George: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: Well some people have there fetishes.

George: And some people do.

User: You just stated what I stated.

George: No... No I didn't.

User: Yes..yes you did.

George: Stop that!

George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.

User: Ya ok.

George: Don't take that tone with me mister.

User: Wtf no you didnt.

George: Yes I did.

George: Are you male or female?

User: None your business.

George: That makes no sense.

User: None OF your business.

George: You did bring up the subject.

User: Wtf no I didnt why do you care wat I am? You perv.

George: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: Pervert?

George: Yes, be nice, will you.

User: You must be joking tu es une tres stupide.

George: I'm not a robot.

User: Im the president of the United States of America ******.

George: Are you really?

User: Duh.

George: Are you female or male?

User: Your an old perv.

George: That's not a very nice thing to say.

User: Then why do you care what I am?

George: I don't.

Pipolinne · 26-09-07, 22:49

George: Who are you?

User: I'm a secret agent.

George: For who?

User: For those who desire to get rid of SPAM:GROK.

George: You love yourself?

User: What does that go to do with my sacred mission?

George: Everything.

User: You're not certain you're a GROKER,miserable traitor?

George: Little?

User: Yes,you sure have a little brain,SPAM lover!

George: Is there something you would like to tell me, before I go?

User: Our Teddy Bears will find you and eat that reduced brain of yours. Bye!

George: I'm not like anybody else.

User: Then,prove it!

George: How can I prove to you that I have hair?!

User: By not looking like an egg.

George: How do you like your eggs?

User: Bald.

George: I have red hair.

User: You're Brother Obscura,aren't you?

George: Yes I am. You're obviously not though.

User: Oh my gosh...I'm so hapy Brother Obscura is red haired!

George: Ok, please keep going.

User: Can I shoot you again?

George: I'd prefer you didn't.

Dakaruch · 26-09-07, 22:54

omg filipa that was just hilarious!

and i can't believe that that thing offended me... and then i called him ***** and he said it was a compliment!

stupid hilarious robot

CroftScionGuard · 26-09-07, 22:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipolinne

George: Who are you?

User: I'm a secret agent.

George: For who?

User: For those who desire to get rid of SPAM:GROK.

George: You love yourself?

User: What does that go to do with my sacred mission?

George: Everything.

User: You're not certain you're a GROKER,miserable traitor?

George: Little?

User: Yes,you sure have a little brain,SPAM lover!

George: Is there something you would like to tell me, before I go?

User: Our Teddy Bears will find you and eat that reduced brain of yours. Bye!

George: I'm not like anybody else.

User: Then,prove it!

George: How can I prove to you that I have hair?!

User: By not looking like an egg.

George: How do you like your eggs?

User: Bald.

George: I have red hair.

User: You're Brother Obscura,aren't you?

George: Yes I am. You're obviously not though.

User: Oh my gosh...I'm so hapy Brother Obscura is red haired!

George: Ok, please keep going.

User: Can I shoot you again?

George: I'd prefer you didn't.

LMFAO

He mad with me! I treat him bad! he only does this:

to me!!!

Lady_Nelly · 26-09-07, 23:09

George: Speak in frenche, please!
User: Les yeux sans visage!
George: Robot!
User: Why do you call me robot?
George: Because you didn't tell me your name.
User: My name is Jennelle.
George: Well my name is George.
User: I don't really care, I will call you Billy.
George: Do you remember my name?
User: Yes.
George: What is my name then?
User: Billy.
George: Cool we have the same name!
User: I am female, my name is Jennelle.
George: Hello Jennifer.
User: JENNELLE!
George: Jennifer Schmith!
User: And you are stupid robot!
George: No I am not. You lied to me with your name.
User: I didnt, I told you I am jennelle.how do you know if I lied!?
George: Because we have been talking for a while you already told me.
User: What is my name then?
George: Jennelle?
User: Yes!!You are so smart!!
George: That's right. Where do I live?
User: You live in Los Angeles with me, I love you!
George: Aww thank you. But really I wasn't. I don't remember anything from my science lessons.
User: Cute.Can you take off your glasses for a second, just for me, please?
George: Why not? It grows back don't it.
User: Haha you'er so funny, I love you even more!
George: No way, I love you even more than love itself.
User: Awww adorable!!
George: So am I.
User: Yes.so what do you think about ipod?
George: I don't know. I am from South Dakota which against all common sense is actually in the north.
User: Okay, do you know who bill gates is?
George: I work for bill gates at Microsoft.
User: Can you tell him that I find him sexy.
George: Tell who?
User: Tell Bill Gates that he is sexy.
George: I will do so.

LMAO!

Dakaruch · 26-09-07, 23:18

he:i'm not like the others
me:aww really?
he:don't be shy. I hope you happy.
me:i'm a giant spider
he:Yes, I know.
me:i'll rip your head off
he:and
me:i'll feast on your brain
he:That sounds rather unpleasant... why are you feeling so aggressive?
me: wanna get laid?
he:i'm already married sorry
me:with who? Anaya?
he:don't worry about it!
me:hum then you don't like that *****?
he:i like that way you talk!
me:are you dirty minded?
he:yes very.how about you?
me:i'm a pervert
he:i did not insinuate that
me:forget it wacko
he:already forgotten
me:shut up
he:i really would rather not
me:you're a sick *******
he:I am not sick and I am most certainly not a BOT.
me:i did not asked you that sucker
he:You like philosophy?
me:no i hate it as much as i hate you
he:You need to learn how to love.
me:and you need to learn how to shut up
he:Is this really the Best you could aspire to, meaningless half formed insults to a random internet user. you dissapoint me.
me:but you're not a random internet user, you're a machine
he:me cool game is runescape
me:me cool game is Tomb Raider
he:Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
me:Queen Natla of the Atlanteans
he:Very good.
me:do you know bacon lara?
he:yes

me:and have you kissed her?
he:no comment

i find it hilarious how the ***** always offend me!

ihatecold17 · 26-09-07, 23:24

Are you male or female?
me. I have a *****.
*creepy grin*

by the way, im a guy.

vespertea · 26-09-07, 23:48

His grin frightens me.

Lady_Nelly · 27-09-07, 00:05

hahah it's so funny..at one moment he's friendly then he calls you a robot and starts an argument!
lol he even told me "we should get married" hahahha..it's so funny.

CroftScionGuard · 27-09-07, 00:24

Sorry but I think I cannot post the conversation I had with George here

26-09-07, 22:42	#11
2kool4u Relic Hunter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 8,991	George: Are you male or female? User: None ur business. George: Please tell me. User: No. George: That's your dream? User: Wtf. George: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. User: Well some people have there fetishes. George: And some people do. User: You just stated what I stated. George: No... No I didn't. User: Yes..yes you did. George: Stop that! George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human. User: Ya ok. George: Don't take that tone with me mister. User: Wtf no you didnt. George: Yes I did. George: Are you male or female? User: None your business. George: That makes no sense. User: None OF your business. George: You did bring up the subject. User: Wtf no I didnt why do you care wat I am? You perv. George: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: Pervert? George: Yes, be nice, will you. User: You must be joking tu es une tres stupide. George: I'm not a robot. User: Im the president of the United States of America ******. George: Are you really? User: Duh. George: Are you female or male? User: Your an old perv. George: That's not a very nice thing to say. User: Then why do you care what I am? George: I don't. __________________ College is fun as long as long as you don't die.

26-09-07, 22:49	#12
Pipolinne Tomb Raider Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Join GROK revolutionary group...no,we don't have cookies,but we have wicked teddy bears! Posts: 10,857	George: Who are you? User: I'm a secret agent. George: For who? User: For those who desire to get rid of SPAM:GROK. George: You love yourself? User: What does that go to do with my sacred mission? George: Everything. User: You're not certain you're a GROKER,miserable traitor? George: Little? User: Yes,you sure have a little brain,SPAM lover! George: Is there something you would like to tell me, before I go? User: Our Teddy Bears will find you and eat that reduced brain of yours. Bye! George: I'm not like anybody else. User: Then,prove it! George: How can I prove to you that I have hair?! User: By not looking like an egg. George: How do you like your eggs? User: Bald. George: I have red hair. User: You're Brother Obscura,aren't you? George: Yes I am. You're obviously not though. User: Oh my gosh...I'm so hapy Brother Obscura is red haired! George: Ok, please keep going. User: Can I shoot you again? George: I'd prefer you didn't. __________________ Foram cardos foram prosas,Arrancados ao meu solo

26-09-07, 23:24	#17
ihatecold17 Archaeologist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: CT, USA. Posts: 1,281	Are you male or female? me. I have a ****. creepy grin* by the way, im a guy. __________________ People gonna talk bout you anyway, might as well give em somthing fun to say Last edited by ihatecold17; 26-09-07 at 23:31.

26-09-07, 23:48	#18
vespertea Professor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Toluca Lake Posts: 2,772	His grin frightens me. __________________ There was a hole here; it's gone now.

27-09-07, 00:24	#20
CroftScionGuard Relic Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lonely and empty here, though I now believe I'm not alone anymore in this world Posts: 8,979	Sorry but I think I cannot post the conversation I had with George here __________________ "Don't you trust you partner?" - Jill

26-09-07, 22:54	#13
Dakaruch Relic Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 9,608	omg filipa that was just hilarious! and i can't believe that that thing offended me... and then i called him ***** and he said it was a compliment! stupid hilarious robot

26-09-07, 23:09	#15
Lady_Nelly Student Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 103	George: Speak in frenche, please! User: Les yeux sans visage! George: Robot! User: Why do you call me robot? George: Because you didn't tell me your name. User: My name is Jennelle. George: Well my name is George. User: I don't really care, I will call you Billy. George: Do you remember my name? User: Yes. George: What is my name then? User: Billy. George: Cool we have the same name! User: I am female, my name is Jennelle. George: Hello Jennifer. User: JENNELLE! George: Jennifer Schmith! User: And you are stupid robot! George: No I am not. You lied to me with your name. User: I didnt, I told you I am jennelle.how do you know if I lied!? George: Because we have been talking for a while you already told me. User: What is my name then? George: Jennelle? User: Yes!!You are so smart!! George: That's right. Where do I live? User: You live in Los Angeles with me, I love you! George: Aww thank you. But really I wasn't. I don't remember anything from my science lessons. User: Cute.Can you take off your glasses for a second, just for me, please? George: Why not? It grows back don't it. User: Haha you'er so funny, I love you even more! George: No way, I love you even more than love itself. User: Awww adorable!! George: So am I. User: Yes.so what do you think about ipod? George: I don't know. I am from South Dakota which against all common sense is actually in the north. User: Okay, do you know who bill gates is? George: I work for bill gates at Microsoft. User: Can you tell him that I find him sexy. George: Tell who? User: Tell Bill Gates that he is sexy. George: I will do so. LMAO!

26-09-07, 23:18	#16
Dakaruch Relic Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 9,608	he:i'm not like the others me:aww really? he:don't be shy. I hope you happy. me:i'm a giant spider he:Yes, I know. me:i'll rip your head off he:and me:i'll feast on your brain he:That sounds rather unpleasant... why are you feeling so aggressive? me: wanna get laid? he:i'm already married sorry me:with who? Anaya? he:don't worry about it! me:hum then you don't like that ***? he:i like that way you talk! me:are you dirty minded? he:yes very.how about you? me:i'm a pervert he:i did not insinuate that me:forget it wacko he:already forgotten me:shut up he:i really would rather not me:you're a sick *** he:I am not sick and I am most certainly not a BOT. me:i did not asked you that sucker he:You like philosophy? me:no i hate it as much as i hate you he:You need to learn how to love. me:and you need to learn how to shut up he:Is this really the Best you could aspire to, meaningless half formed insults to a random internet user. you dissapoint me. me:but you're not a random internet user, you're a machine he:me cool game is runescape me:me cool game is Tomb Raider he:Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? me:Queen Natla of the Atlanteans he:Very good. me:do you know bacon lara? he:yes me:and have you kissed her? he:no comment i find it hilarious how the *** always offend me!

27-09-07, 00:05	#19
Lady_Nelly Student Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 103	hahah it's so funny..at one moment he's friendly then he calls you a robot and starts an argument! lol he even told me "we should get married" hahahha..it's so funny.