11-12-19, 08:40 | #41 |
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Fries of the Tomb Raider: Square Enix signs promotional deal with McDonalds
Lara's Eye Shadow: Croft introduces new combat-proof makeup line Tomb Braider: Lara's classic braid is coming back for next game! Zip It! - Legend re-release gives players option to mute Lara's headset "They forgot my anniversary!" - Croft bemoans CD forgetting 10th anniversary for a whole year! Last edited by Eitr Drinker; 11-12-19 at 08:42. |
20-12-19, 22:10 | #42 |
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Ungrateful fans! Fans bash Tomb Raider III remaster they’ve been waiting for!
No winner no prize! Square Enix doesn’t hand out coloring-books to winners of Tomb Raider painting competition. The final nail in the coffin! Square Enix’s strange attitude cause of Reboot Lara’s death! LARA’S BACK! Classic Lara revives, goes under surgery to regenerate her youth, back on business... “We’re so happy with Classic Lara!” claims a CD rep. happily! “Why did we even employ Reboot Lara?” he ponders thoughtfully. |
24-05-21, 13:06 | #43 |
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“Look away from the screen, then!“ - Croft dismisses camera concerns
Tokyo drivers baffled at falling barrels, paint cans. Authorities sceptical about claims of scantily clad brunette jumping around scaffolding as cause. Lies of the Tomb Raider! - Did Croft fabricate all her adventures for publicity? Jock Eshivar - Croft coaches all-Thrall football league |
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