21-07-15, 14:47 | #101 |
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Lead singer of a rock band Chicago said this before he died, don't worry about it look the clips not even in it before holding it to his head and pulling the trigger.
I saw this one in a cartoon in a paper, long story short suicide bomber school, the instructor has a bomb wrapped around him and he says to his students, pay attention because i'm only going to do this once. |
21-07-15, 18:54 | #102 |
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"My daughter died in a car accident last week."
"Oh my god! Is she alright?" |
22-07-15, 03:46 | #103 |
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22-07-15, 13:21 | #104 | |
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A number of years back i was flicking through the channels looking for something to watch, i came across a show about people with weird past-times anyway these two people liked to hang themselves from trees using hooks inserted into their skin. When being interviewed they said they met while hanging out dumb and funny at the same time My favourite line from the Futurama episode Luck of the Fryrish Bender: Apparently this brave Adonis, this Cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars. Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name, and he stole my life! [punches statue] Fry: And now he broke my hand! |
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25-07-15, 00:12 | #105 |
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I still remember a really stupid and racist heading in a news channel saying something like: "Two persons and three bolivians died in a train crash"
EDIT: LOOOL I just noticed I said two persons instead of two people xD Damned spanglish! Last edited by SunDormant; 25-07-15 at 17:39. |
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26-07-15, 13:06 | #107 |
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I was watching a few text message fail videos on Youtube last night.
Message 1 These are the best of the fails. Dude you left your phone at my house Are you there? Hello Jay Why aren't you answering? Oh wait Message 2 When are you going to Orlando? In 4 days I'm jealous i want to go and get my picture taken with Mickey Manboobs Mouseeeeeeee !!!! fml seriously I can't breathe Message 3 You know that song you like? Which one? Sexy and you know it Ya Well here's one for you i walk into your room and this is what i see, there's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me. I have a rage in my stomach and i'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it you're grounded and you know it. What stood out for me in that 3rd message is that condoms can stare |
02-08-15, 14:36 | #108 |
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I think the scariest part of having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months |
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I watched Hunger Games Catching Fire with my mother the other night, halfway through the movie she asked me if Katniss' name was cactus |
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