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23-06-15, 13:37
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Dumb things people say
A former friend of mine used to go around saying that the guy who played Chandler in Friends was dead, while conveniently ignoring the fact that Chandler was in every episode of Friends.
A few years back i was watching the news and there was a report on some guy who had murdered his wife, the news reporter said that their fingerprints were found in the house that they lived in, what an odd thing to say. |
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23-06-15, 13:39
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I remember a headline that said something like
"POLICE FIND BODY IN CEMETERY" You Don't Say…
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23-06-15, 13:48
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 i think i've heard that one before.I once heard a 9 year old say where do marshmallows grow i couldn't stop when she said that, i'm not sure if marshmallows do grow or not but it was so funny and random, kids really do say the funniest things.I was watching you've been framed and the priest was going through his usual do you take this person to be your husband/wife and so on when a kid stood up and said say yes 
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23-06-15, 13:51
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^ People say the darnedest thing… I remember some Yahoo questions were hilarious… "Did NASA invent thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?" Hahaha
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23-06-15, 14:05
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Well this is a classic:
Someone falls and injures oneself and other person says "Did you hurt yourself?"
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 tiles) he said to me did you slip and fall i said i no, i decided to lie down here because i was tired.
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I once fell off of a bike and my friends were "Did you hurt yourself?" and I had bleeding bruises on my arms...
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23-06-15, 14:25
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I once said to a guy whose niece was looking for his email address, if she wants it that badly why don't you just give it to her, it was only after i said it that i realised how it sounded.
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And Henry walks in and says "Are you alright?" DOES IT LOOK LIKE SHES ALRIGHT, HENRY!? HER BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE!
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that's nowhere near as bad as theseBarry Burton: That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich! Barry Burton: Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, "the master of unlocking", take it with you. [after defeating Plant 42] Chris Redfield: Looks like we got to the... ROOT of the problem. Barry Burton: What is this? Jill Valentine: What is it? Barry Burton: Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood! Barry Burton: WHOOOOAAAAAA! This hall is DANGEROUS! |
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