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Old 16-01-20, 01:24   #121
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Okay not sure if it's quite relevant but I think this is too weird to put in the normal chat.

I was talking to a co-worker today and the topic of reboots came up and he talked a bit how he liked 2013.

First thing he said was that he liked Lara's breasts getting smaller...
Just...why would that the first thing you bring up as an improvement?
not any of your actual gameplay preferences (he liked the finding documents thing) but the breasts that you didn't even see most of the time.

Granted it's not like we're quite strangers (we've known each other since school) but it just...why that of all things?
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Old 16-01-20, 01:25   #122
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Okay not sure if it's quite relevant but I think this is too weird to put in the normal chat.

I was talking to a co-worker today and the topic of reboots came up and he talked a bit how he liked 2013.

First thing he said was that he liked Lara's breasts getting smaller...
Just...why would that the first thing you bring up as an improvement?
not any of your actual gameplay preferences (he liked the finding documents thing) but the breasts that you didn't even see most of the time.

Granted it's not like we're quite strangers (we've known each other since school) but it just...why that of all things?
Because dem tiddies.
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Old 16-01-20, 01:46   #123
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Okay not sure if it's quite relevant but I think this is too weird to put in the normal chat.

I was talking to a co-worker today and the topic of reboots came up and he talked a bit how he liked 2013.

First thing he said was that he liked Lara's breasts getting smaller...
Just...why would that the first thing you bring up as an improvement?
not any of your actual gameplay preferences (he liked the finding documents thing) but the breasts that you didn't even see most of the time.

Granted it's not like we're quite strangers (we've known each other since school) but it just...why that of all things?
I mean, how can you be a gamer and not talk about Lara without mentioning breasts?
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Old 16-01-20, 07:28   #124
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I mean, how can you be a gamer and not talk about Lara without mentioning breasts?
thats why i constantly talk about the endowments of male villains in TR. because why not
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Old 16-01-20, 09:08   #125
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thats why i constantly talk about the endowments of male villains in TR. because why not
Yess, Eckhard daddy! Seth thicc legend. Domínguez circumsiced king!
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Old 16-01-20, 10:19   #126
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Yess, Eckhard daddy!
lolwut?
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Old 16-01-20, 11:18   #127
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Yess, Eckhard daddy! Seth thicc legend. Domínguez circumsiced king!
Eckhardt? Nah. Commander Rourke.
Set? Nah. If we’re talking about Egyptian gods, Horus.
Dominguez? *AoD Lara voice* I can work with that...
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@Samz Because it is an improvement. It showed that Lara could still be loved and respected without her infamous ridiculous proportions (No, I’m not saying this because of hatred towards Classic/LA Lara, I love them and will always do). Unfortunately, this is only applicable to TR2013 Lara. Rise Lara seems to be slowly forgotten by the GP. And Shadow Lara’s bashed to death by critiques and fans equally......

I need to say this: If you don’t protect what you love (a friend, a possesion, Tomb Raider, etc.), others won’t just stand there and watch. They’ll ruin it no matter, unless they’re angels........
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Old 16-01-20, 11:51   #128
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Yess, Eckhard daddy! Seth thicc legend. Domínguez circumsiced king!
Well Seth is the first canonically gay TR character.
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Old 16-01-20, 12:18   #129
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Well Seth is the first canonically gay TR character.
So is Horus!
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Old 16-01-20, 14:12   #130
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So is Horus!
Eh its' complicated.

Hours apparently isn't actually gay, he just did the "thing" with Seth so he could one-up him once.

So if you count any "acts" of the homosexual presuasion, yes, if you count actually desire to have a homosexual lover than rather than just using it for a manipulative victory than no.

More so since apparently it was actually rape, except Horus wasn't actually too drunk to not give consent (he just pretended to be) so he could do the whole lettuce scheme.

Egyptian mythology is weird and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to go into detail more so just google it.

It's weird like I said.
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