Rise of the Tomb Raider General Chat - Page 1002

Blackmoor · 05-04-15, 13:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trenton

It's so beautiful. I could feel a tear trickle down my cheek while reading.

It's called.... Ode to Lara's Inner Blondeness.

*straight face*

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Omg, these poems are brilliant - keep them coming!!

DOPE · 05-04-15, 13:31

The braid was cool
I was the one who ruled
I could see all the coming dudes
I flew around and get them dumped

I got such a reboot change
Pony tail is now fans rage
You better get used to it ****er
Braid got hidden in a locker

Rai · 05-04-15, 13:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinkula

I shot a goon and I liked it,
the smell of the gun powder.
I killed a good just to try it,
I hope my bestfriend Sam don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm a killer tonight.
I'm coming for you all bastards!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trenton

You went to town with that one Rai! It's amazing!

Thank you

. It's your turn!

Patrick star · 05-04-15, 14:59

oh , god

most creative posts I've ever seen , keep up the good work till E3

Enya Brennan · 05-04-15, 15:24

How much creativity! Oh my!

It'll turn out we have some poets & poetesses in TRF.

AimlessThunder · 05-04-15, 22:57

Each time I shoot a bullet back
They lose a part they can't get back
I will now hide
This is the part where my head detaches
Each time I touch a pointy spear
Dragging my hair into the dirt
I don't wanna die, but my hair is flawl-e-s-s
Never admit it but it hurts, thank god, TressFx really works

I don't wanna talk about it right now
I'll just hold the spear while I bleed my brains out
I'm not Lara Croft, not yet
But I'm in the dark, yeah, dark and red, oh yeah
I can't be a superhero right now
Even bodies made out of steel can break down
I'm not Lara Croft, not yet
I'm not human, not yet
A terminator maybe, yeah,

They wanted to make me relatable,
But they took out my health system oh!
I'll just close my eyes and let you catch me now,
Good thing heights don't kill me,
Let's hope I wont take an arrow to the knee..
One day I will be able to climb free
No predefined path to see
But for the moment I'm not there
Damn you invisibility, with your invisible boundaries.

Rai · 05-04-15, 23:25

Omg, aimlessthunder, that's amazing

Jorje Croft · 06-04-15, 00:48

its 5 AM here and I was playing with photoshop. first I edited rebooted Lara's face and then changed body. this is how perfect Lara looks for me now.how you think guy will rebooted Lara ever become something like that?

Rai · 06-04-15, 01:01

First, why did you give Lara blue eyes?

And no, I don't think reboot Lara will ever look like that and dearly hope she doesn't

. AoD Lara is my least favourite. Good Photoshop attempt though.

Vinkula · 06-04-15, 10:06

I came in like a wrecked mess
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and squirmed
Left me sit in a dark room with an ugly man and fall
All they ever did was to annoy me
Yeah, they, they annoyed me

I never meant to wreck a ship
I just wanted to find a Queen
And instead of using force
I guess you should've let Sam win
I never meant to wreck a ship
I just wanted to find a Queen
I guess you should've let Sam win

Well I was bored again... D:

05-04-15, 13:31	#10012
DOPE Relic Hunter Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 8,992	The braid was cool I was the one who ruled I could see all the coming dudes I flew around and get them dumped I got such a reboot change Pony tail is now fans rage You better get used to it ****er Braid got hidden in a locker __________________ if everybody likes it maybe it’s not that good

05-04-15, 14:59	#10014
Patrick star Tomb Raider Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: A Syrian in Germany Posts: 13,187	oh , god most creative posts I've ever seen , keep up the good work till E3 __________________ "Engage Common Sense" - Jaywalker , 2020 .

05-04-15, 15:24	#10015
Enya Brennan Relic Hunter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moons of Jupiter Posts: 7,183	How much creativity! Oh my! It'll turn out we have some poets & poetesses in TRF. __________________ And their tower of confusion could not drown the light from your star...

05-04-15, 23:25	#10017
Rai Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In a bubble outside the universe Posts: 36,078	Omg, aimlessthunder, that's amazing __________________ "Who we are is not what we wear, or what sparkles. It's our spirit that defines us."

06-04-15, 01:01	#10019
Rai Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In a bubble outside the universe Posts: 36,078	First, why did you give Lara blue eyes? And no, I don't think reboot Lara will ever look like that and dearly hope she doesn't . AoD Lara is my least favourite. Good Photoshop attempt though. __________________ "Who we are is not what we wear, or what sparkles. It's our spirit that defines us." Last edited by Rai; 06-04-15 at 01:04.

05-04-15, 22:57	#10016
AimlessThunder Professor Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Romania Posts: 4,577	Each time I shoot a bullet back They lose a part they can't get back I will now hide This is the part where my head detaches Each time I touch a pointy spear Dragging my hair into the dirt I don't wanna die, but my hair is flawl-e-s-s Never admit it but it hurts, thank god, TressFx really works I don't wanna talk about it right now I'll just hold the spear while I bleed my brains out I'm not Lara Croft, not yet But I'm in the dark, yeah, dark and red, oh yeah I can't be a superhero right now Even bodies made out of steel can break down I'm not Lara Croft, not yet I'm not human, not yet A terminator maybe, yeah, They wanted to make me relatable, But they took out my health system oh! I'll just close my eyes and let you catch me now, Good thing heights don't kill me, Let's hope I wont take an arrow to the knee.. One day I will be able to climb free No predefined path to see But for the moment I'm not there Damn you invisibility, with your invisible boundaries.

06-04-15, 00:48	#10018
Jorje Croft Professor Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 3,519	its 5 AM here and I was playing with photoshop. first I edited rebooted Lara's face and then changed body. this is how perfect Lara looks for me now.how you think guy will rebooted Lara ever become something like that?

06-04-15, 10:06	#10020
Vinkula Legend Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 25,463	I came in like a wrecked mess Yeah, I just closed my eyes and squirmed Left me sit in a dark room with an ugly man and fall All they ever did was to annoy me Yeah, they, they annoyed me I never meant to wreck a ship I just wanted to find a Queen And instead of using force I guess you should've let Sam win I never meant to wreck a ship I just wanted to find a Queen I guess you should've let Sam win Well I was bored again... D: __________________ Chastising rebuke, Din. Last edited by Vinkula; 06-04-15 at 10:07.