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Old 05-04-15, 00:32   #10001
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^Nice poem! Bravo!

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OMG! Burn it with fire!!
Already did it after playing a good while with the mod

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I feel like Lara's Hair should get a special section on this forum for the amount of times people bang on about it.
THIS! I can already see an announcement from Justin
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Old 05-04-15, 00:32   #10002
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It isn't fair
The way that Lara's hair
Isn't blonde & is instead brown
It makes us feel very down.
It's so beautiful. I could feel a tear trickle down my cheek while reading.
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Old 05-04-15, 00:40   #10003
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Boom Boom Bang Bang.
Lara shoots men, in the dang.
Ride a jeep or some mules,
Lara's trademarks are her duels.
Fighting Larson or Ms Jaqu
Lara's duels, I don't want them back..
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Old 05-04-15, 01:02   #10004
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Boom Boom Bang Bang.
Lara shoots men, in the dang.
Ride a jeep or some mules,
Lara's trademarks are her duels.
Fighting Larson or Ms Jaqu
Lara's duels, I don't want them back..
This was brilliant
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Old 05-04-15, 01:36   #10005
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Man, your guys' poems are such masterpieces, I don't think I can top it
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Old 05-04-15, 01:41   #10006
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Whatever you guys are smoking, keep it away from me.
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Old 05-04-15, 12:19   #10007
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Default The Lara Croft Hair Rap

So, last night I promised Trenton a hair poem. The rhyming style got lost a bit but here it is:

I’m a Tomb Raider, baby
I’m a very busy girl
I aint got no time for hair
I live my life in a whirl

I’ll be jumping over platforms
Or dodging traps
While wearing a ponytail, bun
bunches or double plaits

My beautiful long mane is
My glory and pride
But it won’t get in my way
When I’m tumbling down
A mud slide.

Auburn or brown
Or somewhere in between
I’m a lioness, baby
I got nothing to hide

So move over you bobs
Crew cuts and perms
Sunshine snowstorm or rain
While I’m on an adventure
You’ll have something to learn

I’ll put down a tiger, spirit, human or two
With a flip and a cartwheel
What's a girl to do?

My tied up locks will
put you all to shame
I’m Lara Croft, Baby
The True Tomb Raider
Don’t take any pain
No mundane styles will steal my Reign.
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Old 05-04-15, 12:40   #10008
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What even
Comparing a mane to a braid? Really?

Since I like the braid so much more than the ponytail:

My hair is a braid,
so good, yeah,
it's layered.
That clumpy ponytail,
I dis it cause' it's stale.
It looks like a turd,
has it ever occurred,
that tressfx
will not beat those braid flail effects?


I think I made it more into a rap, but eh.

BOO ME, EVERYONE.
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Old 05-04-15, 12:55   #10009
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I shot a goon and I liked it,
the smell of the gun powder.
I killed a good just to try it,
I hope my bestfriend Sam don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm a killer tonight.
I'm coming for you all bastards!


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Old 05-04-15, 13:22   #10010
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^OMG!

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You went to town with that one Rai! It's amazing!
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