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09-07-24, 12:17
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GreenApple968 Is Now Only 9 Years Away From Being A 40 Year Old Virgin!
That is correct; today is the 9th of July 2024. My date of birth is the 9th of July 1993. Therefore, today marks the day in which I've turned 31 and am now only 9 years away from being a 40 year old virgin. The 40 year old virgin inside of me only has 9 years left to wait before he gets to become active.
 The 60 year old virgin inside of me has a bit longer to wait though; 29 years, in fact. But I'm sure he'll get his moment in the spotlight when it's his time.  I'm not really a birthday person. I also suffer from being happiness-challenged. But nonetheless I decided to create this thread dedicated to my birthday.
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09-07-24, 13:42
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Happy birthday.
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09-07-24, 15:45
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Happy birthday! May this be the year your turn into a red apple
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10-07-24, 13:13
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10-07-24, 16:38
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Happy belated birthday, Greenie
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10-07-24, 18:16
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Congrats green_apple.
My theory is when you're no longer a virgin, you'll morph into a green apple pie.
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10-07-24, 23:44
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^
 Happy belated b-day Greenapple. Many happy returns! Last edited by deadmando9; 10-07-24 at 23:54. |
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13-07-24, 18:34
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14-07-24, 12:05
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I mean, um, Cat Woman.
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