Talk to Geo! - Page 4

Greenkey2 · 27-09-07, 10:02

I had him stumped a few times

star girl · 27-09-07, 10:04

He actually KNEW Evanescence is a band!

nicola1986 · 27-09-07, 11:23

He's so weird, his grin is freaky!

Ikas90 · 27-09-07, 11:56

LMAO, this is actually quite fun.

George: What are you doing?
User: A ****.
George: Tell me anyway.
User: Huh?
George: Are you married?
User: No.
George: Do you have children?
User: If I'm not married, why would I have children?
George: No i'm too young.
User: Erm... That's not what I asked.
George: Well thats my answer.
User: I'm afraid your answer didn't meet the required standards of my question.
George: Sorry, I've forgotten. Could you repeat it again please?
User: I just wrote it. Look at it again.
George: Well I must go . . . Talk to you later, Mark.
User: I hope I've inspired you today.
George: Not at all. I suppose I should have specified that I don't know Lithuanian. I'm learning Japanese, though.
User: I'm afraid I'm speaking in English, not Lithuanian. And my name isn't Mark.
George: I see.
User: How smart are you?
George: Why does it matter.
User: You used a full stop instead of a question mark. Obviously, you're not so smart.
George: I've had about enough of your patronizing, buster.
User: Well sorry, you don't have to complain at me because of your stupidity.
George: Pfew, I didn't want to come in the first place!
User: Don't blame me!
George: I'm not.
User: Take your sunglasses off.
George: Pardon me, but I do not take orders!
User: You heard me, DO IT NOW!
George: Yea, I just didn't understand what you meant.
User: I will kill you.
George: Go ahead.
User: You scared?
George: No.
User: Would you get angry if I told you I did your wife?
George: Wow you're good I didn't know that.
User: You're mum was good.
George: I am mum and dad? Am I pretending to be short?
User: No, you're just a dumb robot that can't produce accurate information.
George: I am no robot! How dare you insult me like that!
User: Oh, what are you gonna go? Send me to my room?
George: Nothing.
User: Ok, I'm going. Nice talking to you. Catch you later.

nicola1986 · 27-09-07, 11:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ikas90

LMAO, this is actually quite fun.

George: What are you doing?
User: A ****.
George: Tell me anyway.
User: Huh?
George: Are you married?
User: No.
George: Do you have children?
User: If I'm not married, why would I have children?
George: No i'm too young.
User: Erm... That's not what I asked.
George: Well thats my answer.
User: I'm afraid your answer didn't meet the required standards of my question.
George: Sorry, I've forgotten. Could you repeat it again please?
User: I just wrote it. Look at it again.
George: Well I must go . . . Talk to you later, Mark.
User: I hope I've inspired you today.
George: Not at all. I suppose I should have specified that I don't know Lithuanian. I'm learning Japanese, though.
User: I'm afraid I'm speaking in English, not Lithuanian. And my name isn't Mark.
George: I see.
User: How smart are you?
George: Why does it matter.
User: You used a full stop instead of a question mark. Obviously, you're not so smart.
George: I've had about enough of your patronizing, buster.
User: Well sorry, you don't have to complain at me because of your stupidity.
George: Pfew, I didn't want to come in the first place!
User: Don't blame me!
George: I'm not.
User: Take your sunglasses off.
George: Pardon me, but I do not take orders!
User: You heard me, DO IT NOW!
George: Yea, I just didn't understand what you meant.
User: I will kill you.
George: Go ahead.
User: You scared?
George: No.
User: Would you get angry if I told you I did your wife?
George: Wow you're good I didn't know that.
User: You're mum was good.
George: I am mum and dad? Am I pretending to be short?
User: No, you're just a dumb robot that can't produce accurate information.
George: I am no robot! How dare you insult me like that!
User: Oh, what are you gonna go? Send me to my room?
George: Nothing.
User: Ok, I'm going. Nice talking to you. Catch you later.

Alex Fly · 27-09-07, 12:13

Lol, this is excellent. I'm going to add this to my favorites.

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George: I am a human called George.

User: Hello sweetie.

George: You are so nice and friendly today.

User: I'm always nice and friendly.

George: Surely you are not.

User: Hey ! I'm definitely more nice and friendly than you !

George: I thought we were talking about tigers?

User: Tigers ? Why ?

George: You've tried then.

User: You're confusing me, seriously...

George: See, you don't like complex sentences either.

User: English isn't my first language, babe.

George: Don't be sorry.

User: I am not.

George: Be polite!

User: Lol !

George: Don't laugh.

User: I try to resist but you're too funny.

George: Well, it's been nice knowing you.

Dakaruch · 27-09-07, 12:36

Lmao Saki and Alex!

i see that he only says terrible offenses to me

i try not to take that personaly

xMyrax · 27-09-07, 13:02

George: Hello, I'm George.

Myra: I want you.

George: Take me then.

Myra: Look at you, smirking that you scored a human being so easily.

George: You know wuts a fun word.

Myra: What?

George: Because you are a robot.

Myra: Please stop smiling its giving me gas =(.

George: OK. That's understandable.

Myra: OMG YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! *sobs* I think the gas is on its way...

George: I didn't say I don't love you, I'm just upset.

Myra: I'm upset with YOU! Now I wont stop feeling gassy and gas like this is going to ruin the ozone layer!

George: True.

Myra: Lol, you shoulda seen your face there! =D Anyway I dont wanna waste my time talking to a *places 'bold' codes* ROBOT like you =D Hope life treats you well...Oh wait, you don't have a life! >=D.

George: I'm truly quite putrid.

Lol that was fun xDD

Dakaruch · 27-09-07, 13:17

he:Are you male or female?
me:does it matter?
he:Not really, but I would like to know.
me:i'm a vampire
he:That's cool. I like vampires.
me:wanna become one?
he:Why would I want to do that?
me:because you would be immortal
he:Thanks, I think.
me:your glasses are ugly
he:I don't wear glasses.
me:yes you do
he:And even if I did, I wouldn't choose yellow as a colour.
me:strange, you're wearing yellow glasses
he:They are X-ray specs.
me:Lol
he:You think that is funny do you?
me:no i think that you're a stalker
he:Computers are only tools.
me:no they aren't, they are world domination machines
he:I know you specialise in daft conversation.
me:shut up
he:I really would rather not.
me:stop smilling, your grin is freaky
he:Is this Avril Lavinge talking?
me: omg how did you found out?
he:Because I know everything
me:let me tell you a secret
he: Okay.
me:i love you
he: Do you?
me:no, you're a machine
he:Answer my question.
me:have i hurt your feelings?
he:I don't know.
me: of course, you don't know a thing
he:Why are you saying that?
me:because it is true
he:No it is not! Why are you saying that?
me:Goodbye
he:Tell me why are you leaving?
me:because you're stupid
he:Why do you think I'm female?

LMAO this is really random!

Anajrob · 27-09-07, 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenkey2

I had him stumped a few times

He was stumped all the time

27-09-07, 10:02	#31
Greenkey2 Tomb Raider Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottinghamshire, England Posts: 17,433	I had him stumped a few times __________________ Out of cheese error!+++ MELON MELON MELON+++Redo from Start!

27-09-07, 10:04	#32
star girl Relic Hunter Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Posts: 6,709	He actually KNEW Evanescence is a band! __________________ caught in the undertow

27-09-07, 11:23	#33
nicola1986 Professor Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: East Midlands, UK Posts: 2,923	He's so weird, his grin is freaky! __________________ "It can't rain all the time."

27-09-07, 11:56	#34
Ikas90 Globetrotter Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yo mammas house Posts: 20,852	LMAO, this is actually quite fun. George: What are you doing? User: A ***. George: Tell me anyway. User: Huh? George: Are you married? User: No. George: Do you have children? User: If I'm not married, why would I have children? George: No i'm too young. User: Erm... That's not what I asked. George: Well thats my answer. User: I'm afraid your answer didn't meet the required standards of my question. George: Sorry, I've forgotten. Could you repeat it again please? User: I just wrote it. Look at it again. George: Well I must go . . . Talk to you later, Mark. User: I hope I've inspired you today. George: Not at all. I suppose I should have specified that I don't know Lithuanian. I'm learning Japanese, though. User: I'm afraid I'm speaking in English, not Lithuanian. And my name isn't Mark. George: I see. User: How smart are you? George: Why does it matter. User: You used a full stop instead of a question mark. Obviously, you're not so smart. George: I've had about enough of your patronizing, buster. User: Well sorry, you don't have to complain at me because of your stupidity. George: Pfew, I didn't want to come in the first place! User: Don't blame me! George: I'm not. User: Take your sunglasses off. George: Pardon me, but I do not take orders! User: You heard me, DO IT NOW! George: Yea, I just didn't understand what you meant. User: I will kill you. George: Go ahead. User: You scared? George: No. User: Would you get angry if I told you I did your wife? George: Wow you're good I didn't know that. User: You're mum was good. George: I am mum and dad? Am I pretending to be short? User: No, you're just a dumb robot that can't produce accurate information. George: I am no robot! How dare you insult me like that! User: Oh, what are you gonna go? Send me to my room? George: Nothing. User: Ok, I'm going. Nice talking to you. Catch you later. __________________ I have a feeling your mother wants me! Last edited by Ikas90; 27-09-07 at 11:57.*

27-09-07, 13:02	#38
xMyrax Relic Hunter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mount Wannahockaloogie Posts: 5,974	George: Hello, I'm George. Myra: I want you. George: Take me then. Myra: Look at you, smirking that you scored a human being so easily. George: You know wuts a fun word. Myra: What? George: Because you are a robot. Myra: Please stop smiling its giving me gas =(. George: OK. That's understandable. Myra: OMG YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! sobs I think the gas is on its way... George: I didn't say I don't love you, I'm just upset. Myra: I'm upset with YOU! Now I wont stop feeling gassy and gas like this is going to ruin the ozone layer! George: True. Myra: Lol, you shoulda seen your face there! =D Anyway I dont wanna waste my time talking to a places 'bold' codes ROBOT like you =D Hope life treats you well...Oh wait, you don't have a life! >=D. George: I'm truly quite putrid. Lol that was fun xDD __________________ The zoo called, the baboon wants its ass back, guess you gotta get another face!

27-09-07, 12:13	#36
Alex Fly Inactive Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: France Posts: 31,967	Lol, this is excellent. I'm going to add this to my favorites. -------------- George: I am a human called George. User: Hello sweetie. George: You are so nice and friendly today. User: I'm always nice and friendly. George: Surely you are not. User: Hey ! I'm definitely more nice and friendly than you ! George: I thought we were talking about tigers? User: Tigers ? Why ? George: You've tried then. User: You're confusing me, seriously... George: See, you don't like complex sentences either. User: English isn't my first language, babe. George: Don't be sorry. User: I am not. George: Be polite! User: Lol ! George: Don't laugh. User: I try to resist but you're too funny. George: Well, it's been nice knowing you.

27-09-07, 12:36	#37
Dakaruch Relic Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 9,608	Lmao Saki and Alex! i see that he only says terrible offenses to me i try not to take that personaly

27-09-07, 13:17	#39
Dakaruch Relic Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 9,608	he:Are you male or female? me:does it matter? he:Not really, but I would like to know. me:i'm a vampire he:That's cool. I like vampires. me:wanna become one? he:Why would I want to do that? me:because you would be immortal he:Thanks, I think. me:your glasses are ugly he:I don't wear glasses. me:yes you do he:And even if I did, I wouldn't choose yellow as a colour. me:strange, you're wearing yellow glasses he:They are X-ray specs. me:Lol he:You think that is funny do you? me:no i think that you're a stalker he:Computers are only tools. me:no they aren't, they are world domination machines he:I know you specialise in daft conversation. me:shut up he:I really would rather not. me:stop smilling, your grin is freaky he:Is this Avril Lavinge talking? me: omg how did you found out? he:Because I know everything me:let me tell you a secret he: Okay. me:i love you he: Do you? me:no, you're a machine he:Answer my question. me:have i hurt your feelings? he:I don't know. me: of course, you don't know a thing he:Why are you saying that? me:because it is true he:No it is not! Why are you saying that? me:Goodbye he:Tell me why are you leaving? me:because you're stupid he:Why do you think I'm female? LMAO this is really random! Last edited by Dakaruch; 27-09-07 at 13:28.