Dumb things people say - Page 2

larafan25 · 23-06-15, 14:53

My life is full of people asking stupid questions.

mepsipax · 23-06-15, 14:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by DragonSlayer

that's nowhere near as bad as these

Barry Burton: That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!

Barry Burton: Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, "the master of unlocking", take it with you.

[after defeating Plant 42]

Chris Redfield: Looks like we got to the... ROOT of the problem.

Barry Burton: What is this?

Jill Valentine: What is it?

Barry Burton: Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!

Barry Burton: WHOOOOAAAAAA! This hall is DANGEROUS!

They always sounded like they were high in Resident Evil 1

Like, literally, if you were to rip the audio from the gameplay and play it for someone unfamiliar with the series, I feel like there'd be a high chance they'd think they were actual stoners.

As for stupid things people say? My aunts and uncles literally refer to me as "the gay one".

Evermore · 23-06-15, 14:55

I know someone who, just finishing his secondary education, believed that dinosaurs were fantasy creatures in a similar vein to dragons. He had no idea the fossils in museums were real and he was absolutely mindblown when I told him.

DragonSlayer · 25-06-15, 16:04

A friend of mine decided to re-enact that famous scene from The Empire Strikes Back but instead of saying the line the way that Vader said it, he said Luke you are my father.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv20ZoBcdO8

Daring Do · 25-06-15, 19:01

My friend and his sister were studying for a world history test. He asks, "What's the worlds largest superpower?"

She answers, "Flying."

Phlip · 25-06-15, 19:17

"How do you know you're gay if you've never tried it with a woman?"

"Who plays as the girl?"

Greenkey2 · 25-06-15, 19:18

You can overhear some real gems in everyday conversations (and there's been one or two on the forums over the years

). But my favourites - even though they're more silly than stupid - will always be Malapropisms. I'll never forget overhearing an older lady talking about how she was taking her cat to the vets "to get him orchestrated"

DOPE · 25-06-15, 19:23

Quote:

smoking will kill you!

Oh, thanks for the reminder.

Enya Brennan · 25-06-15, 19:53

^Interesting how cigarette packs are where you can see this the most

Somewhat ironic to me xD.

lance6439 · 25-06-15, 22:56

"are you from british?"

23-06-15, 14:53	#11
larafan25 Sage Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 70,201	My life is full of people asking stupid questions. __________________ he had all his guns and all his guns were blazin

23-06-15, 14:55	#13
Evermore Archaeologist Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: England Posts: 1,793	I know someone who, just finishing his secondary education, believed that dinosaurs were fantasy creatures in a similar vein to dragons. He had no idea the fossils in museums were real and he was absolutely mindblown when I told him. __________________ The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King.

25-06-15, 19:01	#15
Daring Do Relic Hunter Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Geothermal Valley Posts: 6,746	My friend and his sister were studying for a world history test. He asks, "What's the worlds largest superpower?" She answers, "Flying." __________________ People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

25-06-15, 19:18	#17
Greenkey2 Tomb Raider Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottinghamshire, England Posts: 17,433	You can overhear some real gems in everyday conversations (and there's been one or two on the forums over the years ). But my favourites - even though they're more silly than stupid - will always be Malapropisms. I'll never forget overhearing an older lady talking about how she was taking her cat to the vets "to get him orchestrated" __________________ Out of cheese error!+++ MELON MELON MELON+++Redo from Start!

25-06-15, 19:53	#19
Enya Brennan Relic Hunter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moons of Jupiter Posts: 7,157	^Interesting how cigarette packs are where you can see this the most Somewhat ironic to me xD. __________________ And their tower of confusion could not drown the light from your star...

25-06-15, 16:04	#14
DragonSlayer Relic Hunter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USG Ishimura Posts: 6,128	A friend of mine decided to re-enact that famous scene from The Empire Strikes Back but instead of saying the line the way that Vader said it, he said Luke you are my father. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv20ZoBcdO8

25-06-15, 19:17	#16
Phlip Inactive Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: England ♂ Posts: 31,274	"How do you know you're gay if you've never tried it with a woman?" "Who plays as the girl?"

25-06-15, 22:56	#20
lance6439 Legend Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: UTOPIA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Posts: 30,439	"are you from british?" __________________ ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: