Dumb things people say - Page 83

DragonSlayer · 30-12-20, 14:21

I heard it on the radio today about a woman whose husband had passed away had to deal with all the usual stuff one has to deal with when someone passes away.

Anyway one of the calls she had to make while dealing with the usual after death stuff had her dealing with someone who said to her when she told them that he was dead, the person on the other end of the phone said to the widow that they would have to talk to her dead husband.

What the widow did next was funny, she impersonated her husband and the person on the other end of the phone said something like that's great now we can do whatever it was that the guys wife needed to do.

This isn't the first time I've heard of this type of thing happening, I remember a few years ago that a woman whose husband had passed away received a letter in his name from the hospital where he died telling him that he would have to come in for a medical procedure.

Is there no end to how stupid people can be asking to talk to a dead person.

GamestarMaster · 14-01-21, 11:32

One of my friends said that if you really want to integrate into german society you have to drink alcohol.

Los Angeles · 14-01-21, 13:40

People telling me I have internalized homophobia is pretty dumb.

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One of my friends said that if you really want to integrate into german society you have to drink alcohol.

Yeah, but only if it's beer.

DragonSlayer · 20-02-21, 21:10

I watched a Wheel of Fortune fail video on YouTube, I'll watch the rest later.

Two of the wrong answers were really funny.

Two of the answers were Johnny Cash I Walk The Line and Tom Hanks The Green Mile.

The players answered Johnny Cash I Have The Wine and Tom Hanks The Green Mole.

Admles · 21-02-21, 22:55

"There's no such thing as an atheist, you believe in God even if you won't admit it"

DragonSlayer · 24-02-21, 22:39

I watched an old episode of Gogglebox Ireland a while ago.

One of the TV shows they were watching had a woman talking to Phillip Schofield about how she had dumped her ghost lover and called the wedding off.

Some of the stuff she said was so stupid.

Stuff like she joined the mile high club with the ghost, that he fell in with the wrong crowd while they were on holiday became really inconsiderate and would disappear for long periods and when he came back bring other spirits back to the house who would hang around for days and he started drinking and doing drugs and that ghosts get ill just like we do.

She literally got ghosted and the spirits he brought back to the house were probably Vodka, Whiskey and Gin.

Just when you think you've heard everything along comes someone who dumped her ghost lover and called off the wedding.

Yeauxleaux · 26-02-21, 16:50

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Originally Posted by Los Angeles

People telling me I have internalized homophobia is pretty dumb.

I honestly think everyone has internalised homophobia and it just manifests differently in different gays.

Some exaggerate their masculinity to ridiculous comical levels in the hope it'll make them more accepted by straight people. Some exaggerate negative stereotypes in the hope it'll make them more "authentic" and fit in better with their idea of what the "LGBT community" is, branding any normal high-functioning behaviour as "heteronormative" which is a homophobic self-diss. Some become trolls on the internet to claim they were cured.

And some of us just sit judging the ****ing lot of you when we're really just messy queens who live for drama ourselves. No better.

FanosCroft · 26-02-21, 17:09

shadow is the best in the trilogy

SnatchingEdges · 26-02-21, 17:13

I have internalised homophobia when I see Shadow haters

Los Angeles · 27-02-21, 08:19

Men calling themselves „queens“...

Thank God I found Jesus. I can’t believe that I used to think of this behavior as
normal...

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GamestarMaster Inactive Join Date: Jan 2021 Location: Germany Posts: 14	Well.. One of my friends said that if you really want to integrate into german society you have to drink alcohol.

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FanosCroft Professor Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: bombing Paititi Posts: 4,524	shadow is the best in the trilogy __________________ I swear I don’t love drama, it loves ME

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30-12-20, 14:21	#821
DragonSlayer Relic Hunter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USG Ishimura Posts: 6,128	I heard it on the radio today about a woman whose husband had passed away had to deal with all the usual stuff one has to deal with when someone passes away. Anyway one of the calls she had to make while dealing with the usual after death stuff had her dealing with someone who said to her when she told them that he was dead, the person on the other end of the phone said to the widow that they would have to talk to her dead husband. What the widow did next was funny, she impersonated her husband and the person on the other end of the phone said something like that's great now we can do whatever it was that the guys wife needed to do. This isn't the first time I've heard of this type of thing happening, I remember a few years ago that a woman whose husband had passed away received a letter in his name from the hospital where he died telling him that he would have to come in for a medical procedure. Is there no end to how stupid people can be asking to talk to a dead person.

20-02-21, 21:10	#824
DragonSlayer Relic Hunter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USG Ishimura Posts: 6,128	I watched a Wheel of Fortune fail video on YouTube, I'll watch the rest later. Two of the wrong answers were really funny. Two of the answers were Johnny Cash I Walk The Line and Tom Hanks The Green Mile. The players answered Johnny Cash I Have The Wine and Tom Hanks The Green Mole.

24-02-21, 22:39	#826
DragonSlayer Relic Hunter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USG Ishimura Posts: 6,128	I watched an old episode of Gogglebox Ireland a while ago. One of the TV shows they were watching had a woman talking to Phillip Schofield about how she had dumped her ghost lover and called the wedding off. Some of the stuff she said was so stupid. Stuff like she joined the mile high club with the ghost, that he fell in with the wrong crowd while they were on holiday became really inconsiderate and would disappear for long periods and when he came back bring other spirits back to the house who would hang around for days and he started drinking and doing drugs and that ghosts get ill just like we do. She literally got ghosted and the spirits he brought back to the house were probably Vodka, Whiskey and Gin. Just when you think you've heard everything along comes someone who dumped her ghost lover and called off the wedding.