Kurtis dead!!

[_Tomb_Raider]

We all n ow the end od aod lara enter the some black room....
But....

When Lara enter the room ther was Kurtis on flor.
Lara fast run to him .
Lara: Oh Kurtis, what happend.
Kurtis: Boaz, that blody think. I shod killd him I shod!
Lara: Come down, just relax. So I find in this room over ther blod and your srkl. But I was wonder wers your body.
Kurtis: Well, I was teak my streng and mejdit to this room, but I cant walk enymoor.
Lara: Kurtis, oh...I....oh....
Kurtis: Do you Love me?
Lara: Well, yes!
Kurtis: Me too.

Then Kutis star bleading too fast.
Lara slowly put down her hed and slowly kissd him but it was too late Kurtis wer ovw reddy dead.

[Rivendell]

Is it weird I find it funny?

[Kamrusepas]

Originally Posted by Rivendell

Is it weird I find it funny?

Yes, you cruel man *slaps Riv*

[Inkheart]

Ha! Ha! Ha! *stands with Riv*. Not a Kurtis fan either!

[rowanlim]

Again, it's a nice try

But AGAIN, there's grammatical mistakes...I guess you can figure out where they are

[_Tomb_Raider]

Originally Posted by rowanlim

Again, it's a nice try

But AGAIN, there's grammatical mistakes...I guess you can figure out where they are

Oh, you now I am not wery good at englesh grammatich, so.... But I now to speak engles wery well!

[Last Angel]

yes im having trouble with the grammer also but the do you love me bit was funny

[Rivendell]

Tweaked it a bit for you.

We all know the end of aod. Lara enters the black room....
But....

When Lara enters the room, there was Kurtis on the floor.
Lara runs fastly (quickly) towards him .
Lara: Oh Kurtis, what happened?
Kurtis: Boaz, that bloody thing. I should have killed her I should! (If that's what you were trying to say!)
Lara: Calm down, just relax. So I find in this room over there, with blood and your circle. But I was wondering where your body was.
Kurtis: Well, I was taking (?) my strength and made it to this room, but I cant walk anymore.
Lara: Kurtis, oh...I....oh....
Kurtis: Do you Love me?
Lara: Well, yes!
Kurtis: Me too.

Then Kurtis starts bleeding too fast.
Lara slowly put down her head and gently kissed him but it was too late - Kurtis was already dead.

[Drone]

nice try but that part was funny I didn't know that Kurtis loves himself

Kurtis: Do you Love me?
Lara: Well, yes!
Kurtis: Me too.

[Bumio]

Originally Posted by _Tomb_Raider

I shod killd him I shod!

what does "shod" means
doesnt this word stand for "shoe"? - "i shoe killed him i shoe"